Before I begin, there is a few things you need to know. Corny Reviews was created last Saturday when I said to my friends Scott and Jerrod that I wanted to create a movie review website. Jerrod was the one who thought out the name Corny Reviews, and everything came from their. I just wanted to give credit where credit was due. Another thing you need to know about me is that I will see just about anything in the movie theatre. During Oscar season I see movies for what they are. Anything else after that, and especially during the summer, I see the movies for pure entertainment. Plus they make great dates for my wife and I. I hope you continue to comment, and let me know what you think, whether you agree or disagree with my review. Oh yeah don't judge me for this review!
Dear Mr. McConaughey,
I appreciate you. I actually think you are a not a terrible actor. I have seen you in some really good roles actually. Dazed and Confused, A Time to Kill, Angels in the Outfield those were all excellent role choices for you. This movie...not so much. The only thing this movie gave you was a way out. The first half of this movie there was not a single person in the pact out theatre that actually cared about you. You are a man after women, and thats all we needed to know. Now I know this isn't the REAL YOU Matthew, but in you last 10 movies this is who we as Americans think you are. You have played the same character, and at this point no one cares anymore about you. Now the second half of the movie, well you totally redeem yourself, and actually do a tiny bit of acting. You show us the audience that you as an actor in real life and as a best man in the movie, that you are going to change. This role that you are playing as a womanizer isn't working, and its time for you to get serious about your career. [As you will notice on his IMDB page, he doesn't have any chick flicks under his radar for a long time] Are you done Matthew? Is this the end of the your career in Romantic Comedies? If it is then I actually appreciate this role you took in the move to parallel your new career move. If not, you still can act, just pick better movies!
Sincerely,
Christian Warne [CORNY reviews]
Honestly its not a terrible movie. Jennifer Gardner is extremely sweet in the movie, and you end up falling in love with her character really fast. Breckin Meyer is the only male in the movie that you actually end up liking. Yes thats the guy from Garfield 1 and 2. There is a scene towards the end that makes even me choke up a little bit. So for all its failures, it definitely has some pluses. As far as cleanliness...well its pretty dirty. Lots of sexual innuendos, plenty of cleavage, and lot of women throwing themselves at Matthew McConaughy. Its not the most appropriate to take a girlfriend too, and especially not a girlfriend from you past. Get it. I'm Awesome. The choice is really yours as to whether you want to see it or not. Anyways I hope I have provided you with enough info to make that decision on your own.
SMALL BAG OF POPCORN.
Hey Christian!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Fool's Gold... What wasn't to love about that movie? I kid of course, and yes... you are awesome.
Anyways... McConaughey is someone I put on the same level as Owen Wilson... There is just something about them that makes me not like them and I don't know what it is... OK, that's a lie, I know why I don't like Owen Wilson... It's his nose. It drives me nuts!
Peace,
Wes
Dear Christian,
ReplyDeleteThanks for your letter. I've always thought that I was misunderstood and not given enough credit for how good of an actor I am. It seems that, well, virtually anyone with half a brain thinks that I'm a talentless hack who is only able to sustain a career by doing lowest-common-denominator crap like Failure To Launch, Fool's Gold, Two For The Money, and How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, but you see me from what I really am: one of the greatest thespians of the 21st Century.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for being one of the few people who saw my latest film, and for being the only person who thought it wasn't bad. If public opinion was on par with your outlook, I'd get offered better roles. If you ever want to play bongo drums, or if you just want to look at me without my shirt on, just let me know.
Your friend,
Matthew
PS: Please buy a copy of Surfer, Dude when you get a chance.