Drillbit Taylor

Attention this is DVD review, so if you only care about movies in the theatres or you saw this already check back tomorrow for a review on Night at the Museum.  

Dear Seth Rogen,

            What the Heck!  Poor writing buddy.  I was definitely not a fan.  This movie is a direct consequence from getting really famous really fast.  You think you can just go out and write anything, and people are going to like it…WRONG. I actually really like Owen Wilson and you put him in a terrible role.  I think he did a terrific job with what he had, but what kind of a story is 3 kids hiring a bodyguard, and then realizing he was bum.  Not cool dude.  The kids that you got to play the bullies were worthless actors, and as far as ME the audience hating the bullies, and liking the geeks, well I felt nothing for anybody except Wilson, and Danny McBride was pretty fun too [but what is he not funny in.]  Last thing Mr. Rogen before I go on a hike with my wife, what was your plan for Leslie Mann in this movie.  This is your best friends wife, and you throw her in some crazy role as a women who throws herself at pretty much any guy that comes her way.  The first time Wilson and Mann meet in this movie I about threw up because their is no way it is possible.  I believe Chris Pine from Star Trek liking the She-Hulk more than I believe this ridiculous love story. Brendan Frasier and Leslie Mann will always have the greatest love story every told in George of the Jungle Seth, don’t you forget that.

 

Thanks.  I can’t believe I chewed Seth Rogen out like that.  I’ve just seen better writing from him.  This movie needs help; you don’t care a whole lot about the characters and honestly don’t waste your time.  If you do end up renting it because they are all out of Disaster Movie, don’t worry its pretty clean.  Some foul language, and references to sex, and drugs.  Seriously though don’t rent it.  I give this movie a…

XTRA-SMALL BAG OF POPCORN