The Proposal

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Dear Mr. Reynolds

Ryan you are so cool. I am slowly becoming a HUGE fan of yours. From Adventureland to Wolverine, and now this you have an incredible range of acting, and yet you are able to throw a little piece of yourself in every role. Not that I actually know who you are, but it just seems that way. Here’s what I like about you. You’re witty, sarcastic, attractive, and extremely fit. In fact word on the street is you just ran a marathon. Congrats my friend, but seriously I am developing a serious man crush that can be denied no longer. Ok before I really review this movie I’ve got one bone to pick with you. How is Deadpool any different of a character than the one you played in Blade: Trinity. At least acknowledge the fact that because of Blade: Trinity you took the role of DeadPool in Wolverine because it is the EXACT same character. The End.

Seriously this was in my opinion Ryan Reynolds best role since Smokin Aces. Him and Sandra Bullock had chemistry that was definitely, maybe unique to the genre of ROM COMS. Although you think the ending is totally predictable its really not. We see the director throw some twists at the audience, and it makes for one interesting romantic comedy. Now as far as the comedy goes, if sarcasm and extremely witty humor is your thing, this might be the perfect Date movie, but if its not, then you will be extremely disappointed. Its humor is so subtle throughout that its hard to say that I laughed a whole lot. Instead because of the sarcasm, I always had a big smile on my face. You will Cry at least once, and throw up your fist in anger at least twice. I recommend this movie to all couple of pretty much ages 13 and up. It has a few inappropriate scenes, and some language here and their, but its fairly appropriate. See it with your bride for sure. I give this gem of a Romantic Comedy a…

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The Taking of Pelham 123

My Sincere Apologies all my fans. It has been to long. Recently I have seen a few movies at the $3 dollar theatre, and due to the busyness of work I have been unable to attend the Main theatre during the weekend when a movie comes out. I do apologize and I understand that I may have lost your respect, but I hope to gain it back in the coming weeks with reviews for Year One, The Proposal, and Transformers. In case you are uninterested in watching any of those 3 movies, I do have an alternative, and here is goes…

The Taking of Pelham 123

Dear Denzel,

I heart you. You really know how to make a movie freaking intense. I am not going to go as far as to say this was better than Remember the Titans, or the Oscar winning Training Day, but you played an extremely calm and collected guy with such poise in Pelham that it was hard not to like your character. Thank you for making John Travolta look bad because lets be honest the only thing he has done right in the last 10 years is dress up like a girl in Hairspray. He also did Wild Hogs, which was obviously one WILD RIDE. Any who thanks Denzel, for always pleasing your fans, and for keeping your cool when times are stressful. More people need to look to you in this economy Denzel, they might learn a thing or two about staying calm.

Is Pelham 123 the most amazing movie ever, No. Are their lots of plot holes, yes. Is it a fun movie that has you one the edge of your seat the whole time? Absolutely. I think John Travolta was poor casting, but the average age group going to see this movie is going to love it because he plays something different, I didn’t say well, but he definitely is different. As you’ll notice Denzel’s character throughout the movie takes a couple of blows, and he keeps getting back up on the horse to save this train, and hunt down this guy[Travolta]. He is exactly what Chumbawumba sang about 10 years ago. So if you’re willing to pay $10 awesome, either way you should see this movie. It has quite a few F-Bombs though; if you can handle that then by all means check it out. I give this movie a...

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