Before you say anything, just know that CORNY reviews exists not only to give you reviews of movies that you want to see, but also movies that you may have to see if you are a parent, or a young teen. I am not here to please, just to be your friendly movie reviewer.
Also here in the next few weeks, we will be ADDING A NEW TEAM MEMBER TO CORNY REVIEWS. I have received such good feedback that its time to expand my staff. Fresno doesn’t have an independent theatre, and its time to get some independent movies on this blog. My good friend Jonny starting in the month of June will be stepping into that role [he has really good grammar, so watch out]. I hope that in the near future you will still check back to CORNY reviews to get the best reviews out there!!! For now Hannah Montana: The Movie [DVD]
Dear People sitting in front of me!
I have to say you all were the worst part of this movie. It is a fun totally family friendly movie that really appeals to teenage girls, and their families, and you pretty much ruined it. I personally haven’t ever wanted to shoot somebody because they were annoying me [http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28401781/] but you family of 5 in front of me I was seriously considering it. Just know it was close. That’s all I have to say!!!
What do you want me to say? The movies plot is simple; Miley Cyrus has to choose between both worlds. Hannah Montana or the daughter of Tennessee Native Billy Ray Cyrus. If you watch the movie for just pure fun, it’s actually not that bad. There is one scene in front of a revolving door, that was actually kind of creative, and from a director point of few was actually kind of fresh, and something I haven’t seen before. I am not going to lie I liked the cheesiness of the movie, and Miley Cyrus did exactly what she wanted…to get her fans to pay $10 to see her on the big screen. When you make $77 million dollars you must be doing something right. So Kudos to you Miley you managed to make a very family friendly movie that wasn’t awful, and you made bank. Good Job.
Attn: Fathers this is a great movie to RENT with your daughters, it has a good message to it, and that’s why I give this movie a…
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It seriously blows my mind how people have no regard for theater etiquette at all (this could be a whole post). What is so hard about keeping your mouth shut when you're watching a movie in a public setting? I do it. My friends do it. Why can't more people do it?
ReplyDeleteNobody thinks you're smart or cool if you yell out an obvious plot point seconds before it's revealed. Nobody thinks your loud and obnoxious jokes are funny, and for the love of all things that are holy DO NOT BRING A CHILD TO A MOVIE IF SAID CHILD WILL CRY AND/OR BE DISRUPTIVE DURING THE MOVIE. It's a waste of your time, and ours.
To me, this is all common sense. Maybe I'm wrong.