Friday, July 24, 2009

G-Force


Dear Jerry Bruckheimer,

Personally I am not the biggest fan of your work. I really never liked the pirate’s movies, and who can forget the glorious Kangaroo Jack starring none other than the hilarious Anthony Anderson. The only exception to your producing is Bad Boys I and II. G-Force was no exception to your portfolio. And may I ask why sign on to this movie in the first place. It feels like Night at the museum all over again. 30 well known actor all together in one pretty crappy movie. You just took the rising careers of Zach Galifinakis, and Sam Rockwell, and completely lost them momentum. In your defense the 3-D was pretty cool, and the action in the midst of guinea pigs talking was well done, but other than that the only redeeming thing about this movie was well the Alice in Wonderland Trailer in 3-D. I’m sorry Jerry but when you make Tracy Morgan NOT Funny you have done something wrong.

Sincerely,

Corny Reviews

Ok ok this movie is pretty bad. You don’t walk away hating your life, but really its not worth the price of a movie ticket. I truly believe they made this movie after the success of the gerbil in Bedtimes Stories. Disney said, “what else could we do with these things”, and out popped G-Force. I laughed 1 time during the whole movie, and every heartfelt moment I just got angry because it was Guinea Pigs talking. If you are looking for a clean family fun movie, this is definitely a hit, but seriously a movie about Special Agents that are Guinea Pigs is a bit redonkulous. But if you do see it you might have the same reaction I had when I left the theatre. “Ehh it was ok.” Great Job Disney you have found yet another way to eat peoples money with complete family fun garbage. I give this movie a…

SMALL BAG OF POPCORN

1 comment:

  1. im just gonna come out and say it... i thought it was really cute. i took my little cousin to see it and i had a good time (don't tell jonny he'll kill me).

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